Devious Journal Entry

hello, fellow minnions! (what else do you think the overment uses us for?) has axed me to do this.

001. Real Name: you already know that!

008. Hair Color: dirty blonde, light blonde, pink (washing out) AND white (naturally)
009. Long Or Short: what happened to medium?
010. Loud Or Quiet: *looks up from dark corner where i was playing DS* what?
011. Sweats or Jeans: ji normally wear jeans. that why i can blame my disfigurment on them. I want to wear dresses....
012. Phone Or Camera: Phone. it takes bettter quality pictures than my camera.
013. Health Freak: better paranoid than dead.
014. Drink Or Smoke: I did drink (WKD, whiskey, cider and *shivers* vodka. Never again!) And, i want want to sound too much like a badass, but... i smoked electronic cigs. Mint flavour. BAM!
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Many, but i think i was fooling myself in order to sound "human".
016. Political orientation: what's that?
017. Piercings: Earings.
018. Tattoos: do temp tats count?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN:
019. Airplane: plenty of times.
020. Car Accident: *schmer*... a deer ran into my dad's car... a douch reversed into my dad... so many stories...                        

021. Fist Fight: a few...

FIRSTS:
022. First piercing: at 5 years of age
023. First Best Friend: never really had one. i valued all of my friends equally. i need to ake a whole blog about this...

024. First Instrument played: violen
025. First award: schotzen fest for being able to hit the target at 5.
027. First (and only) Language: Hochdeutsch
028. First Big Vacation:no such thang, gurl! i have been France and once concidered England to be a holiday destenation. i was so nieve...

LASTS:
029. Last Person you talked to: Tasha
030. Last Person You Texted: Ellen (or smellen)
031. Last Person You Watched: in the words of Oho~ Wouldn't YOU want to know~
032. Last Food You Ate: Jam doughnuts
033. Last Movie You Watched: "Epic". just kidding. i wanted towatch it, but my version came out in Polish. And Ellen wanted to watch Carrie. so we did that.
034. Last Song You listened To: *checks history* Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin
035. Last Thing You Bought: cheesy savories. what? i was hungery
036. Last Person You Hugged: Ellen :3

FAVES:
037. Food: tiramisu.. doughnuts.. you know what? it would be easier to just give you a list of everything i don't like.
038. Drinks: don't know... can't think of any THM
039. Clothing:must be comfortable and simple
040. Book: Carrie...
041. ColoUr: Dark green
042. Flower: orchid
043: Music: "Varies but the basic requirement is...I have to like it? I dunno, my taste is weird. I listen closely to the vocals and the music. Mostly it has to be fast paced, but not too fast. I like vocals which are clear. I mostly listen to japanese music though ¬w¬" by   this is why we get along...
044. Movies: i find that every movie is too cliche to be able to make a jugment on that. alli can say now is "Otaku"
045. Shoes: to look nice= comfortable. when loooking meh= army boots. so mostly boots.
046. Subjects: psychology. i can learn more about myself....

IN THE PAST YEAR I ...:
047. Kissed In The Snow: my first and last kis was filled with schmers. during Feb. so no.
048. Celebrated Halloween: sitting at home and eating candy. only 2 people appeared at my house.
049. Been Broken Hearted: romantically, no.

050. Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone: I didn't! My older sister did! *mutters angerly*
051. Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation:Not really... except for me.
052. Came Outta The Closet: I AM ONLY 16!
053. Gotten Pregnant: ONLY 16!!!!!!!!!!!!
054. Had An Abortion: are you the police under cover? this is a covert investigation, isn't it?
055. Did Something You've Regretted: duuuuuuuuuuhhhh!
056. Broke A Promise: now you are playing stupid!
057. Kept A Secret: sooo many. not very difficult.
058. Pretend to be Happy: most of the time
059. Met Someone Who Changed Your Life: my life is changing everyday! by everyone!
060. Pretended To Be Sick: i sort of made a few cases stretch...
061. Left The Country: oh lord.... YES!
062. Tried Something You Normally Wouldn't Like, and Liked It: no                                                                                                                                  

063. Cried Over The Silliest Thing: leave me alone! that cookie was MINE!

064. Ran A Mile: thanks to Franzi, i ran 6 for  whole day. because she didn't want to be "alone". what great frends she had...
065. Went to the Beach: you just want to know where i live, don't ya?
066. Stayed Single: am now!

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating: my thumb nail
068. Drinking: h2o
069. Getting Ready to: sleep. waaaaaaaaaaay past midnight! ironically at number 69....
070. Listening To: whispers in the dark by skillet
071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today: Sleep, bath, clean bunny hutch
072. Waiting For: these Qs to finally END!
073. Want Kids: im torm between "HELL NO!" and maybe 1.... or more... not looking forward to labour, or the emo phase, or the tantrrums....
074. Want To Get Married: not sure, but i really what one of my friends to hook up with someone.
075. Careers in Mind: Neuropsychologist

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL :
76. Lips Or Eyes: Eyes
077. Shorter Or Taller: Taller
078. Romantic Or Spontaneous: more spontaneous than romantic
079. Nice Stomach Or Nice arms: stomach! immah lick that ish!
081. Hookup Or Relationship: Relationship... maybe....
082. Troublemaker Or Hesitant: i'd like a bit of a troublemaker! a hessitant dude can be cute, but he'd better find some confidence...

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost Glasses/Contacts: no, i was always protective over my glasses! i wore them before they became "hipster"

084. Ran Away From Home: once. my dad was drunk...
085. Held A Weapon: bows, swords, rifles, pistols, machine guns, musket, rocket lancher, land mine, cross bow, blow dart, baynets...
086. Killed Somebody: defiantly a covert observation
087. Broken Someone's Heart: maybe....
088. Been Arrested: almost! someone though i was Franzi

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself: depends on the subject
091. Miracles: a few. they are called fantasies
092. Love At First Sight: FANTASY!
093. Heaven: "i don't know about the existance of heaven, but i know and have seen hell"- the words of my father, Nick
094. Santa: st Nick? sure.. my dad's a saint. he is my santa! buys all my presants, he does.
096. Magic: *changesz voice to a buttery one* of course, dear, how else do you dream at night?
097. Ghosts: contraverstal tis one. i'd rather not believe in them. My dad said that i shouldn't fear them, as they believe that they are still going about their daily lives as the living.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now: noooooooooooo
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life: i am content, buuuuuuut i could really do with a swimming pool. and a big house. and enough money to live.

099. Do You Believe In God: i have my sleep head on. so yes. let it go...